There, the guy who's got religion'll. 
Tell you if your sin's original. 

And you may have thought it tragic 
Not to mention other adjec- 
Tives, to think of all the weeping they will do. 

The tune don't have to be clever, 
 And it don't matter if you put a couple extra syllables into a line. 
 It sounds more ethnic if it ain't good English, 
 And it don't even gotta rhyme--excuse me--rhyne.